Pulled a layer of ice off a leaf
i thought u found a fairy wing omg
There’s no graffiti like Broadway graffiti
I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages
THIS IS A JOKE I NEVER EVEN KNEW I WANTED.
the only way I’ll wake up early
japanese prank shows are on a whole other level
*this pizza serves 4-6 people*
bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me
when your mom comes home and you forgot to thaw the chicken
girls: spank me i’ve been naughty
me: its okay we all make mistakes
what the fuck do you want
Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
OMG I’D CRY
why do I even have a girlfriend
it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.
No one wants to have sex with you. You are not cute. At all.